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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 21:43 pm    Post subject: hee hee Reply with quote

I thought that there hadn't been many new posts... so i am going through my jokes... bear with me... (or just tell me to stop!!!)

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 21:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:laugh

It's always great to read a few jokes Ellie, keep them coming, I would post some of mine but they are all too rude. :laugh
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats a cracker :laugh :laugh
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