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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 13:27 pm    Post subject: dont mess with a woman Reply with quote

I thought this would be good, after reading about mens rules!

Never Argue with a Woman......

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .

Send this to four women who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.

If you are a guy, it may be a warning...........


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 13:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a man goes home to find his wife painting the livingroom, but she is wearing 2 jackets, whats going on love he asks, i can see your painting , but why are you wearing 2 jackets ? Doh, thicko read the tin, it says put 2 coats on.. :laugh
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 18:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK Graham, I can see that you are trying to hold some ground for 'The men', but I think you may be a bit out numbered. :laugh Here's a few jokes that made me smile.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
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