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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 21:45 pm    Post subject: 9 Months Later... Reply with quote

Jim decided to go skiing with his buddy, Ron. So they loaded up Jim's SUV and
headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid
the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house. "

"Don't worry," Jim said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for
the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jim got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Ron and asked, "Ron, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north
about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Ron.

"Did you, ER, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes !," Ron said, a little embarrassed about being found
out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her
your name?"

Ron's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 21:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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